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Barney:

Dear Mr. S. Claus,
For Christmas, I would like:
GBA Link cables (quadruple & triple)
Megaman Cybeast Falzar Battle Network 6 for GBA
CHERUB: Class A by Robert Muchamore
Soul Eater by Michelle Paver
and a Zane Structure Yu-Gi-Oh deck.
Cheers,
Barney (full name) (followed by three things that looked like horseshoes - when asked about these Barney offered the explanation that they were hugs, but that Santa being so fat, he probably wouldn’t be able to get his arms all the way around him LOL)
P.S. Excuse my seriousness.

He’s changed his mind about the Zane Structure Deck and has asked for a Sapphire Pegasus tin and cards instead. All items on this list now ordered

George:
Dear Santa,
Here are some things I’d like for Christmas:
- A Wing Saber Transformer toy.
- an Optimus Prime Transformer toy.
- a Lego plane toy.
- a toy baby shark.
- a modelling clay set.
- a vampire teeth set.
- a Thunder cracker Transformer toy.
- a Ben 10 OmniTrix*

*that’s Ben’s watch thing.

First two items coming from Canada after a middle-of-the-night ebaying session. I don’t think he’ll get the Thundercracker - it’s too expensive, unless I find another cheapie on ebay, and he said the other two Transformers were more important. All other items, I hope to find locally.

Freddy:
things i’d like for Christmas
A Chazz Structure deck, spider man 3 dvd, Pirates of the Caribean 3 dvd, fantastic four 2 dvd, harry potter 5 dvd, toy handcuffs and a toy shreder

Chazz Structure Decks sell for silly money. I talked to Freddy and explained that I was not spending £40 on a Yu-Gi-Oh deck. He wailed that he was never going to get a Structure Deck. I asked if the Chazz bit mattered to him. He said no, he just wanted a Structure Deck. Problem solved. Hope to find handcuffs in ToysRUs. Shredder already present and correct. All other items coming from Amazon

Jack has not provided a list; nor, oddly has Toby.

It worries me that so little of the above means anything to me. What the heck is a “toy shreder”? Does such a thing as a GBA quadruple link cable exist? At least George provided footnotes on his list!

Edit: Jack has now provided a list.

Jack:
a Yu-Gi-Oh deck with elemental heroes
a new set of top trumps (because I lost my other ones but I will keep these under my pillow all the time)
a new broomstick - remember I had one ages ago at the farmhouse?
my very own hairbrush
loads of rulers
new pencils

I think we can probably manage most of that, though the broomstick might have been easier if he’d told me a week ago.