Next year, Santa…
…if it’s all right with you, I’d like my present on Christmas Eve.
And what I’d like is a motion detector.
That way, when I’ve been up to the wee hours wrapping and arranging gifts around the tree (and the rest of the living-room), I can set my motion detector at the top of the stairs.
Then, if the eldest wakes the next two eldest at 4.40 a.m. and they all try to sneak downstairs to the living-room, where they could be found by parents at 4.55 a.m. with half the presents strewn around the room - the motion detector will wake me and I can send them back to bed before they get there.
In other words, not like this year!
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Murder would have been done! We threaten ours quite considerably!
Believe me, it was a close thing!
I have told him of the contents of your comment, and advised him to consider himself lucky
rofl! Glad you enjoyed the rest of the day anyway