A Father Confesses
Posted by Deb on Wednesday March 16, 2005 at 9:15 pm
Scratchy has confessed - yesterday was all his fault. I knew it had to be, somehow 
Apparently it’s genetic, you see. Scratchy fell into Lake Ontario when he was about 9 years old. So Jack was just following in Daddy’s footsteps 
The worrying bit of this is all the other things Scratchy has done - breaking his leg running across the street; almost castrating himself by jumping over the bar in his fraternity house and forgetting about the extension on the other side; breaking his finger playing basketball; slicing his forehead open playing blind man’s bluff (without a blindfold! he was squinting to peek, saw “someone”, lunged - and “someone” turned out to be a doorpost!)
Anyone know of a good deal on accident insurance?
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He confessed voluntarily? Wow! Whattaguy!!!
Well, I’m not sure he realised at the time that it was a confession - he might just have thought he was telling me an interesting story
But really - given his history, don’t you think I’ve a valid point?